…so I received a big box in the mail from fed-ex via the federal government. With the box came instruction not to open said box but to take it to my scheduled appointment next week. The box will be opened at the appointment. Kind of makes you wonder what kind of tortuous device is in the box……do you know how hard it is going to be to stare at that box for the next four days and not be able to open it…?
I will take a picture of the box as soon as I discover which child has the digital camera. 🙂
PS: If I suddenly stop posting all together next week it’s because I have unknowingly enrolled in some secret government project. 🙂
I could NOT handle a delivery like that. No way. No. I would have to steam it open and find out what the F it was.
Here is a mystery package. Please don’t open it for one week?
OH HELL NO!
LOL!!! I actually know what is in the box. (Let me clarify, although I have not opened the box) <---said that just in case some government dude is reading my blog. I am having a physical, the box contains a pee cup and lots of paperwork. Everything is sealed so it can't be tampered with. 🙂
How cruel! 😀
I’d love to know whats in it! – oh, just read your comment… a pee cup and paper work… hmmm maybe its not so exciting. 😀
Pee cup -oh that brings back memories of being pregnant! I remember being shown into a little room with a loo at the hospital and being given a little foil dish to pee in. After doing the business I was then supposed to knock on the door of a little hatch and pass the dish through to the waiting clerk. You know of course what happened – I bashed the dish on the door frame catapulting it’s contents all over the desk the other side of the door and splattering the clerk. Oh the shame of it – my face is burning at the thought of it all these years later. Any self dignity you have soon disappears when you become pregnant.